No. J2K1107

I thought the "new twenty" was the snazziest bill around, until disciple Kenny Powers pointed out the latest incarnation of greenbacks. Praise the Lawd for the Christian seven-dollar bill! Hallelujah!

Designed by American Art Classics, Inc., this Jesus bill is for sale on eBay. And strangely enough, you can get two of these seven-dollar Jesus bucks for one U.S. dollar, or a hundred of them for three dollars. Hmph. This currency may have the power of Christ, but it doesn't exactly have the strength of the Euro. I thought the Christian economy was doing better than that!

Remember, readers, do not attempt to pay for a pack of gum and a magazine at Wal-Mart with this money. It isn't real. It's still all about the Benjamins, baby.