No. J2K1101

The holiest of Sabbaths is upon us, fellow disciples. Superbowl Sunday. A day to worship nachos. A day to pray for your favorite team that starts with the letter P. A day to bless your friends who purchased a big screen TV in time.

Check out this bobble-headed member of God's special teams: Football Jesus. At first glance, it would seem Jesus plays for the Tampa Bay Bucs, but take a look at that helmet. He apparently plays for the Nazareth Fish. Where was this guy when my Fantasy League needed him?

Available on the Bobble Head World Yahoo! store, Football Jesus is a mere $14.95. The website even offers an interaction between bobble-head Football Jesus and bobble-head Daunte Culpepper that reads, "Football Jesus: 'Looks like the Turnover Bug bit you last year.' Daunte Culpepper: 'You got that right, Football Jesus! Any tips on avoiding the blitz?'" Zing! Where's my credit card?

I would like to take this time to get down on my knees, clasp my hands, and thank Jesus for TiVo. Amen!

To visit bobble-head Football Jesus's teammate from many Jesus of the Weeks ago, go to "Touchdown Jesus."