No. J2K1100

Jesus of the Week does not currently offer any Windows Media Player "skins" or desktop themes or iTunes iPodPaq spam-blocker flavors. But, with this collection of Jesus-related computer crap I found on the Internet, you can download your way to computer-geek-Jesus-freakdom.

The group of animated gifs at right is just a smattering of the Instant Messenger icons available at www.bolt.com.

Here are some "away messages" found on sites sneakily called www.awaymessages.com and www.aimawaymessages.com:

"I am at church right now. Unlike you I don't want to be consumed by the flames of Hell."

"I am so addicted. I started and I can't stop. I think about it every night when I go out. I can't stop doing it. I'm addicted to God!"

"CH_ _CH
What's missing?
U R"

"I tell you the truth: It is for your good that I am going away. John 16:7"

"The Lord is like Dial Soap... Aren't you glad you have him and don't you wish everyone did?"

And here's a little taste of my own tastelessness:
"Hangin' on the crucifix. IM me in 3 days."

Remember, disciples, Jesus is on everyone's Buddy List! Peace. BRB.