No. J2K199

Either Jesus went through a phase where he had a fashionable Jack Tripper-style hairdo, a slick push-broom mustache and a doe-eyed stare or we’re looking at an artistic rendering of Jim McClintock. You may remember recording artist Jim McClintock from his #1 hit-- zuh-zerwip! (That was supposed to be the sound of a needle abruptly running off a record.) Well, there really was never a Jim McClintock hit, at least not one that my narrow mind knows of.

This copy of Sweet, Sweet Jesus was found at a thrift shop, by Renazzle, who I’m guessing simply held it up to snap a quick photo with his or her hot Nokia camera-phone before moving along to the moth-eaten, stinky sweater section or the used mattress clearance area. Yum!

Next up: the similarly titled holy aerobics video “Sweat, Sweat Jesus,” subtitle “Jeez-ercise.” Snicker, snark. Later, disciples!