No. J2K196

Merry Christmas to Kathwomyn for sending in these Bradford Exchange collectible Jesus thingies. She writes, "I kept thinking these were Jesus awards of some kind (like the Oscars)." Let's skip the red carpet of sinfully clad stars and get right to the most important awards.

The all-time Jeezie award for best actress goes to...

Debra Messing for her role as Mary Magdalene in the 2000 epic CBS mini-series event Jesus! Work it, Deb!

(Applause. Tight shot of that actor who plays Will, smiling in the audience.)

And the all-time Jeezie award for best actor goes to Jim Caviezel who has been struck by lightning twice while shooting Mel Gibson's upcoming project, The Passion of Christ! Go, Jim!

(Standing ovation. Arsenio Hall-style barking and fist-pumping.)

And the Jeezie for all-time best picture goes to... Gigli! It's pronounced Jeelie!

(And. The. Crowd. Goes. Wild.)

Honorable mentions go to Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and The Karate Kid, as they were evidently the inspiration for these Jesus figurines.

That's all for the Jeezie awards. See you at the after-party!