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No. J2K185

What a strange sight I saw at the Olive Garden last night! This group of little Nazarene dwarves would not stop complaining about how slowly their free bread and bottomless salads were being replenished! And they got more than a little testy about it.

Just look at that red-shirted chap seated fourth from the right. I didn't realize that Snow White rejected an eighth dwarf by the name of Grabby. Hands off, buddy!

Atreyu, the kind submitter of this Jesus of the Week, writes, "Christ's life is what I follow... but I do think it's funny how people try to portray and often market Him as just a character. Be careful of what you say, Galatians 6:7."

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