No. J2K182

Forget reading the Bible, kids. If you want to get in touch with the gospel of Jesus Christ, just head to Blockbuster. Point your Web browser to Hollywood Jesus (http://www.hollywoodjesus.com), a website that explores the spirituality of loads of Hollywood flicks.

It's true. There are indeed biblical lessons to be gleaned from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and 2 Fast 2 Furious. And David Bruce, the man behind Hollywood Jesus, will lay out his arguments for you complete with movie trailers, screen shots, and synopses.

Check out the full breakdown of how Superman is really the story of the Super-Jew, Jesus Christ. And, of course, the classic story of salvation and faith, E.T., gets full Hollywood Jesus analysis as well.

Don't forget the popcorn.