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No. J2K174

This Jesus looks all droopy and drained like He's been doing a lot of saving lately! When I look at this dog-tired Jesus in His white t-shirt, I am immediately reminded of the sole picture of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed that the media was running like crazy in the not-so-distant past. I mean, was that the only picture they could find of that guy? He looked like they shook him out of a Rip Van Winkle level of dozing.

Anyway, back to the Jesus at hand... all of that terrorism/Al Qaeda/death/destruction/corruption business is sensitive stuff that could easily offend anyone. I should get back to making fun of the Christian lord and saviour immediately so as not to upset any of our J2K visitors!

Peace, folks. And a big two-fingered peace-sign wassssup to disciple Seethe for passing this exhausted Jesus bust on to us.

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