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Only a couple more weeks' worth of Christmas shopping left and you still don't know what to get for that loved one who already owns everything on God's planet? Click on over to HuggyJesus.com and order up a little something he or she probably won't want and likely will re-gift.

"Huggy" is an adjective that I certainly never imagined would precede the name "Jesus." But, alas, here we present you with Huggy Jesus: a yarn-haired, removable red-robed, hypoallergenic, "huggy" version of the Savior we all adore. Just $29.95, plus $7 shipping and handling.

Well, I'm inspired. And Huggy Jesus is machine-washable, too!