No. J2K153

I am issuing an alert to children at playgrounds everywhere! If a man that looks like this offers you candy, 'shrooms, or cookie wafers, say no! Loud!

The plaque reads, "Let the children come to me...." But the use of the ellipsis at the end of a phrase always insinuates something more. A possibility here is, "...so I can steal them from their families and eat them!"

Or, I could be wrong (I have been before). Maybe he just wants to show the little boy how to play jacks and be kind to others.

Take a closer look at the enlarged inset of this Christly visage. He has probably eaten a sheet of acid and now He's having a little too much enjoyment with the young Ronald McDonald sitting cross-legged at His side. He looks like He's having one of those maniacal, intense trips where you try to convince your friends that you are a spiritual leader. And then the drugs wear off and your friends have all vanished.

Not that I would know anything about that.

As an aside, those vintage flare-legs He's wearing are rad and would surely go with the peasant tops that are such a fashion essential this fall.

Cheers to Bob and Eve, who came across this J2K2 in a "7 Days of Creation" playground at the National Shrine of Our Lady of the Snows in Belleville, Illinois.