No. J2K136

Here is your moment of Zen. It's called "Jesus Swimming."

Go to www.jesusswimming.com (yes, you read correctly) to see this animated seafaring Christ in all His glory (Flash required). An excellent soundtrack accompanies Jesus as he propels himself through the ocean, His crown of thorns in one hand. He never really advances or reaches a destination; He's just sort of -- if I may borrow from the great songster Bono of U2 -- stuck in a moment that he can't get out of.

Thanks to Nik for submitting this one.