No. J2K123

Just when we thought a pair of thongs-- that's flip-flops to you pervs-- couldn't get any cooler... these ones walked into the J2K1 email inbox!

And what an impression they make! (Yes, I stole that double entendre from the flip-flops' clever slogan, "The Sandals That Leave The Greatest Impression.")

The inspiring story behind these saviourly sandals begins with an unfortunate abduction and ends with a dream of seeing college pukes at Spring Break stamping "Jesus Loves You" in the sand from Cancun to Ft. Lauderdale. Too bad all of their fellow Spring Breakers are probably too rocked off body shots to notice. Not to worry, though. The sandals' website informs us that the message will appear not only in the sand, but also on sidewalks, boardwalks, pool decks, and "anywhere footprints can be seen." Um. Whatever you say!

Visit the Shoes of the Fisherman website-- especially the " Meet Mom and Dad" page-- and learn how "the sandals' message can save lives and souls..." Thanks to Disciple Pigpen for sending this one along.