No. J2K117

Imagine having this bright little statuette sitting on your desk at the office. It could remind you of your everlasting love for Christ as you type away in your cubicle. Or, it could remind you that you are famished and need to go hunt around in your office's kitchen and snack on stuff in other people's Tupperware.

This kind lady is clearly on her way to her neighborhood Burger King to feed this sad, skinny little Son of God. I mean, give the Kid a Whopper or something. Look at that diaphragm! It's nothing but skin and bones! And there's no CK One casting call in sight!

This is definitely one of the saddest and skinniest Jesii that has crossed my e-mail inbox. If you look closely, you can see that his wounds are extra gory, too.

I think I'm going to go cry now.