No. J2K115

Newsweek rocks for giving us the "Jesus Rocks!" cover this week. Look at those nice Wonder Bread kids hootin' and hollerin' at a Christian rock concert! That's good wholesome fun in the name of our Lord... but, wait a second, isn't that blond chick in the front flashing the universal hand gesture of the devil's horns? Well, we're willing to overlook that for now... because Jesus Rocks!

Peep into the article and you can learn all about the latest craze to hit the summer concert festival circuit. It's the new alternative to alternative rock: CCM (that's Contemporary Christian Music, to all you mainstream, Top 40 devil-worshippers). There are some great pictures in the spread, like one snap of a concert-going gal with some of those bendy-balloons twisted up around her head... and a dear little happy Christian t-shirt that reads "Abortion Is Homicide." Nice one, sista!

Moral mothers and fathers can rest assured that their child isn't in danger of Ozzfest mayhem when they go to one of these spiritual shindigs. The moshpits can and will break into prayer at any given moment.

Visit Newsweek's website for the complete story and pics. And you can give a listen to some of the CCM artists featured in the article-- like Pillar (isn't that name an Islam reference?) and T-Bone (think Holy Scripture gone hip-hop).

Praise the Loud! Er, Lord! (Dumb joke, sorry.)