No. J2K111

What a gem! Wake up to "The Hallelujah Chorus" everyday! The clock face even lights up when the alarm goes off! And if the fact that you have a Jesus alarm clock embarasses you, fear not. It can be folded shut to look like a regular Holy Bible. Seems a little shifty for good Christian fun but, hell, at least it isn't hiding a flask of the old Holy Water if you know what I mean.

Only $12.98 from one of those catalogs that has baseball hats fitted for two beer cans and those plastic pigs that burp and snort everytime someone opens your refrigerator door. Charming stuff.

And did you know that "Hallelujah" is Hebrew for "Praise the Lord"? I didn't. I had to learn it from an episode of Hollywood Squares last week. I just love it when Tom Bergeron calls Whoopi Goldberg "The Whoopster."

Thank you to the Junkiecat, who sent this in.