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No. J2K100

It's cold and flu season, folks. So here's a handy reminder from Jesus to check all the glands of your neighborhood white children to rule out any swelling.

If you do choose to examine the blond babies on your block, do not-- repeat, DO NOT -- stare at them as Jesus is doing in this picture. It will scare the Holy Hell out of them... just look at the little zombie boy peering out from behind Jesus.

This submission comes to us from Disciple Chrissie, who writes, "I found this Jesus on my roommate's wall. She's a Mormon so that means she likes Jesus." I wonder if her roommate is that nice girl Julie from the Real World New Orleans? She sure was a sweet Mormon.

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