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As we rush around shopping malls this holiday season, many of us forget the true meaning of Christmas.

2000 years ago, Christ was born on this very day. Our Lord did not come into this world alone. He had His mother and five brothers who all had long white beards and wore red hats with white wool piping. Now, these brothers didn't get along with their new sibling Jesus at first. One brother threatened to hit Jesus over the head with a Wimbledon trophy. Another brother tried to convince his camel to eat Jesus. But one special brother, pictured in the right corner, simply hoisted a lamb over his head and said, "Eh, who cares." After about a week, Jesus' bearded brothers all passed away of mysterious diseases... except for one. That brother's name was Santa Claus. And, you guessed it, he was the short-sleeved one with the lamb.

And that's the reason we wrap gifts in colorful paper and bring trees indoors this time of year.