No. J2K1-4

Jesus died for our sins. Gluttony. Anger. The hockey haircut.

Here's a picture of JC skating around the old frozen pond. Hey Jesus! Careful not to snag your robe on your skates! Hey Jesus! Look out behind you! One of the New Jersey Devils is about to highstick you! Or is it Miroslav Satan?

Whoever it is, he had better not try to challenge Jesus. We know how This Guy performs in sudden-death overtime.

That's right. Nobody better test this heavenly puck-handler's limits, or they'll have to serve time in the Lord's penalty box-- also known as H - E - double hockeysticks.

On the other hand, it's not that reassuring to know that we'll still have to endure hockey season even if we do make it to heaven. Hell here I come!

Thanks to Cool Howie Kafka for this J2K. Rumor has it that there is actually a series of these pictures with JC suited up for a variety of sports... check out the Lord helping a youth learn the game of baseball.