No. J2K1-6

No, no, no. Jesus is not a silver sedan. Look behind the car at the gloriously decorated 18-wheeler to see this week's Jesus.

It's a little known fact, but when a trucker's time has come, he drives to a special weigh station instead of floating up to the pearly gates. He will see a 60-foot Jesus in the road who will guide him on his final haul... to trucker heaven. Instead of halos, good truckers spend eternity in high floatin' gold CAT mesh baseball caps.

Thanks go out to disciple Brian Wilson who snapped this picture while driving on Kennedy Expressway in Chicago -- but for Christ's sake, we hope he is using the term "driving" loosely.

For another J2K featuring Christ and an 18-wheeler, click here. And tell 'em Large Marge sent ya.