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Right after Jesus turned water into wine, he really knocked off everyone's socks by turning a pizza into an emu the size of a small temple. The people knew he must be the Son of God after that stunt. Either that, or he was the long lost partner of Sigfreid and Roy.

When all was said and done that day, following a lot of merlot and emu burgers, the masses decided they would have rather just eaten the pizza.

In close, we'd like to say a prayer for Brad McCauley, the disciple who submitted this image. Brad wrote, "Please recognize me for the work that I have done on this special Jesus, it took me 3 hours to make." Three hours well spent, Brad. You have been recognized. (And don't worry about how the feet look.)

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