No. J2K1-12

You too can lash out against workplace evils through the power of Christ. All you need is a passport photo and a laminating machine.

L.B.J. isn't just an ex-president, it's a club with card-carrying, cross-bearing members. Here is the letter we received accompanying this pair of Team Little Baby Jesus ID cards:

Good Day/Evening sir,

We are representatives of Team Little Baby Jesus. A co-worker and I have formed a tag team night crew entitled just this, and, protected by the grace of L.B.J. from the evil forces of the corporate managers and sinister customers, we can stand firm alongside the beautiful sloppy Jesus Christ.

Most graciously,
Team Baby Jesus reps.,
Julie and Paul

Sloppy? Beautiful? The King of Kings is many things to many people. Thanks, Julie and Paul of Team Little Baby Jesus. And don't forget, even though there is an "i" in "Jesus Christ," there's no "i" in "team."

As a side note, it was Team L.B.J.'s decision to disguise their signatures on these cards... You can never be too careful with the Internet.