No. J2K1-18

Maybe we're feeling particularly Christian this week, or maybe it's just spring fever, but we'd appreciate it if you'd attend services elsewhere this week. Specifically, we suggest yu follow the advice of correspondent Laura Leathers of Doraville, Georgia, who began a recent missive by blurting, "This is so funny! I hope I get a swell prize!" She's talking about www.jesusdance.com where you'll find the King of Kings doing the herky-jerky to a Chipmunks-style soundtrack that sounds suspiciously like the infamous Hamster Dance site. Sure, we've seen Jesus boogie before, but we kind of dig the refrain: "No, I don't care if it rains or freezes/Long as I have my plastic Jesus/Riding on the dashboard of my car." As for you, Laura, we figure a little slab of Web immortality is reward enough for your efforts. But we'll throw your name into the hat.