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No. J2K1-22

So is this supposed to be the Prince of Peace or an escapee from Stonehenge on his way to a Widespread Panic gig? Far be it from us to criticize, but would Jesus Christ really wear a slacker beanie? All he needs now is a sweater woven out of hemp, and the doofus-hippie look will be complete. Plus, he looks too damn much like a vegan. We'll hold out for a meat-eater as Lord--except on Fridays, of course.

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