No. J2K1-25

Hey mister, wanna see some pictures--or maybe Christ? This week's contestant offers a veritable smorgasbord of sleaze: the eyebrow-arching leer beaming out of Mary's face, the anatomically incorrect boobs growing out of her collar bone, and the way she's presenting the baby Jesus like maybe he's a cheap Rolex being peddled curbside in the Bronx. Even little Jesus himself seems to be sprouting mammaries--not to mention a head of hair that would make Wolfman Jack proud--in this bizarre tableau, which comes complete with a pool of what could very well be toxic sludge in the foreground. We're thinking maybe this isn't quite the new, improved image the son of God is looking for. Still, you've got to appreciate the whole concept of Jesus-noir--especially, the hunchbacked gnome waving his little fists with glee. And, of course, the guy with the goat.