No. J2K1-30

Far be it from us to give free publicity to yet another rock band trying to exploit Jesus for its own selfish purposes. Well, not that far. When the J2K mailroom gets stuff like this through the door, let's just say we sit up and take notice. "I think I've got a Jesus that's creepier than anything you've got, including the Manson Jesus," boasts correspondent D.J. Munk, self-appointed spokesman for the band Creepy Jesus. "The original poster came to me via our drummer, who got it from his ex-mother-in-law, who got it God knows where." The best thing about this particular Christ figure, claims Munk: "Even in a small-size scan, the eyes, which are supposedly closed in repose, somehow seem to stare at you malevolently anywhere in the room." But only, we assume, if you buy the CD.