No. J2K1-33

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Christ on a kite! Our debut contestant in the J2K sweepstakes comes complete with balsa-wood frame, advanced construction-paper avionics, and a stink-eye worthy of the nastiest avenging angel. Would J.C. really look that P.O.'d? Well, it could be motion sickness; if you were blowin' in the wind, you might suffer a little mal-de-air yourself. Get that man an airsick bag; but dig the funky toga.