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No. J2K1-71

You can't look at Jesus every week, for God's sake, so once again I thought I'd spice things up with a tribute to another of the Good Lawd's creatures. Dog.

An animal that provides unconditional love to humans, and in return humans pick up their steaming feces with plastic bags wrapped around their hands. I'm a cat man myself; if dogs are so damned smart why can't they learn to crap in a litter box?

Anyway, here's a dog that I'm sure God loves as much as he loves Jesus. He's on a bottle of "Crispy Beef Flavor" Thirsty Dog, the "Daily Pet Drink." As Bob Hope would say, "Ain't that somethin'?"

--Peter Gilstrap

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