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No. J2K1-87

This comes from the sacred Heart Auto League, who want you to know that when Jesus looks down upon the highways of America -- His favorite land of all -- and says "Keep on truckin'," he means not just big rigs, but cars of all makes, colors, and years. Even Japanese ones. Comforting news, but watch out for the enormous drops of blood that periodically seep out of that hole in His hand when he tips it earthward. That stuff lands on your windshield, and visibility gets reduced to practically nothing.
--Peter Gilstrap

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