No. J2K1-93

It takes a worried man to sing a worried song, and it looks like this JC is a might beleaguered. Thanks, of course, to the handiwork of one Charles Barrett, who created this bit of plywood majesty on 9/21/90, according to the scribbling on the back. My guess is he made it at church.

And what a bold, bloody likeness it is, complete with two worshipful tots, one in ancient Bible garb and the other (the one with the sideburns) in a kind of disco/Battlestar Galactica suit. Plus, his buttocks look damned odd. I scored this baby in Baltimore last week on the way to enjoy a bowl of crab soup at the Poncabird Inn, located next to a large industrial plant, which, in my opinion, is a fun and interesting thing to do on vacation.