No. J2K1-94

True Disciples (those with too much time on their hands) will know that I have a penchant for tossing in the odd animal in lieu of Christ now and again. Remember the weasel? This is, of course, an easy way for me to skim through a week without having to actually come up with a picture of the World's Greatest Longhair. They don't grow on trees, you know, even though the Man's father created them.

But animals play in trees, eat them, whatever, so that's a good tie-in to this week's JC imposter, a beaver, who is, in fact, Jesus' "Whittle Shaver." Get it? Oh, that's rich!