No. J2K1-95

Finally, the image that will put an end to the great debate on the ethnic origins of Mr. Jesus. Some say He was a swarthy mideastern chap--big of nose and dark of hair--others maintain He was a beautiful ebony Savior with a nappy 'fro. Then there is the trad whitebread Christ, essentially your basic good-looking hippie.

As you can clearly see, they're all wrong.

According to page 9 of Rev. William Peil's "The Big Story," JC was a stick figure with no facial features whatsoever. Also, Mom had fat, triangular thighs and zero breasts.