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No. J2K1-112

Despite the handfuls of JOTW detractors -- you know, good, loving Christians that want to see me burn in hell -- I can assure you that Christ Himself actually enjoys this page. If He didn't, he wouldn't be influencing thousands if not dozens of JOTW Disciples to make my job easier by offering up their very own special renderings.

That makes sense, doesn't it?

So. Here we have a truly exciting image from Disciple Jeff in Michigan. One night I was in Michigan and awoke the next day nude in the back of a van, which has nothing to do with either Jeff or this Christ in a sea of blue surrounded by the floating heads of babies and multilple Mount Fujis. Of course, this could also be Gregg Allman dressed in a Jesus suit saying, "Gimme five." Though Greg Allman has nothing to do with me awaking nude. In the back of a van. In Michigan.

--Peter Gilstrap

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