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No. J2K1-114

Arthur S. Maxwell's inspirational tome "Your Bible and You" once again provides us with a fine illustrative example of how Jesus actually manifests Himself to human beings, particularly depressed businessmen. Of course, Jesus will arrive in your plush living room, dressed in his quaint, period clothing, and talk you -- the depressed businessman -- down from your bummer. "Hey, it's not that bad, champ," Christ will say. "You let me into your heart and now I'm going to go to work for you! Now, how's about a little Scotch to seal the deal? Make mine neat."
--Peter Gilstrap

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