No. J2K1-116

Leonardo da Vinci may have painted this image of the legendary Last Supper, but it took the fine folks at Imago Classic to turn it into a tattoo. And it took my friend and co-worker Susan (the only person in the office who talks to me) to find this thing and lay it on me. And what a fine thing it is, a beautiful Christ rendering, suitable for any part of the body, providing that part is at least three inches long.

There are instructions on "Tattoo Friendship" (this has nothing to do with certain leather bars): "Your tattoos will shower, swim, and even hot tub with you ... However, tattoo buddies in direct contact with suntan oils or body lotions will not be happy tattoos." This tat' o' Christ and the Holy 12 will last for three to 10 days. I don't know about you, but that's a long time to go without body lotion.

By the way, whether you're Jewish, Christian or Rotarian, don't forget to hoist a frothy beverage for the Birthday Boy! And to all a good night.