No. J2K1-126

Okay. Here's me, up at bat in the Stadium of Jesus of the Week. The count is full. Bases loaded. I step away from the plate for a second, glance at the crowd and point to the center field wall. Stunned fans gasp as one. I dig my heels in, wait for the pitch, and then whip out this Reflective Afro-Christ. He's gone! Out of the Park! Fans shower me with wafers as I trot 'round the bags handily ...

Anyway, this Jesus is nothing short of immaculate, and it comes from a Disciple in San Fran named Kirk who took care to mail Him in swaddled in black foam padding. Right on, Kirk!

As I'm sure the ladies out there will agree, this is one buff Christ of Color. And from the look in His eyes, if He wanted to dance with my date, I'd let him.