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No. J2K1-127

Here is a holy tyke sent to me by someone, a female, I think, who I must apologize to as the original plain brown wrapper this glow-in-the-dark tot arrived in is buried under mounds of garbage that I refer to as "work" on my desk at what I refer to as my "job" so I cannot thank her properly on these pages. Some sentence, eh?

The other day my "boss" gave me a small toilet that actually makes flushing sounds, and -- guess what -- El Nino is a perfect fit. This also makes sense as He's not wearing any diapers.

--Peter Gilstrap

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