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No. J2K1-135

Unlike many bleeding Jesi, this woebegone chap has the red stuff dripping from his mouth. This is something you rarely see in your garden variety, crucified Christ head. I mean, cheek wounds, forehead scrapes, neck abrasions, sure, common boo-boos all. But the mouth dribble -- an impressive touch indeed! Not to mention the fact that this baby's got a suction cup on the back of his head. JOTW Disciple Dana sent me this one all the way from Austin, Texas, where once I got married and had a swell time. (She purchased it in a no doubt classy establishment called New Bohemia if you, too, must have one). Dana had Mr. C. suctioned to her rear view mirror for a while, but "I thought it was the reflection of a mugger from the back seat," she writes. Well, let me tell you, Dana, the only thing Jesus wants to mug is your eternal devotion.
If you're carrying any.
--Peter Gilstrap

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