No. J2K1-137

As fascinating as pictures of Jesus are to each and every one of us, let me take time out to recognize the fact that even He might grow less than riveting once in a while. The long hair, the hopeful, loving, million-mile-desert stare, the tremendous abs; we've seen it all and then some.

So why not take a little break this week, and who better to cleanse our Christly pallet like a fine, rockin' sherbert than Mr. Ted Nugent? The Nuge -- or Everybody's Favorite White Man, as he likes to be called -- even signed this dramatic portrait for yours truly when I had to sit in a room alone with him for a 45 minute interview that consisted of listening to the Amboy Doook talk at my face non-stop the entire time. Believe me, Ted's got a lot on his mind.

And, like Jesus, he has long hair. In addition to that, he killed this wild animal, whose soul will no doubt go to heaven and tattle to JC about this aging, murdering guitarist, so that when the Nuge goes toes up his spirit will surely burn in hell.

See 'ya next week!