No. J2K1-139

Jesus is everywhere, but here's the catch - you don't have to be able to actually see Him for this to be true. If you did, religion would be in big trouble as He hasn't made a major, in-person appearance in a couple thousand years. That doesn't bother these devout, intense tots and their Sunday School teacher. They know that all it takes is a little concentration and facial contorting to establish a direct line with the Invisible Man Upstairs. Kind of like making a wish to Santa or the Tooth Fairy, but extra strong.

So, for all of you out there who might be looking at this week's offering and thinking, "Hey, what gives? Jesus is not even in the picture," well, all you have to do is close your eyes, scrunch up your face, and wish real, real hard.

There he is! I told you so!