No. J2K1-142

Do they really need that "This is not a toy" warning at the bottom of the package? Any fool knows the difference between the Son of God and a tot's plaything.

And this particular SOG has a number of qualities that make Him extra special: "Plugs into any Standard Wall Outlet," and "Provides Security and Safety." In addition to all of that, He looks exactly like the singer in Three Dog Night.

As the saying goes, "Let His Light Light Your Way..."