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No. J2K1-145

Hey. Relax. Don't be frightened, don't be intimidated, just because I'm the Son of God. Can I offer you some coffee? A danish, perhaps? So. You need money. Well, you came to the right place. Forget about going to those shysters in the temple -- but you know how I feel about that scene. Trust me. We can work something out that will make everybody happy: you and me. Sound good? Sure, I thought so. See -- like I said, I'm just a regular guy. And I like you, I really do.

What's that? No, you won't be getting into heaven.

--Peter Gilstrap

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