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Knit one, pearl two, and next thing you know, you've got the baby Jesus and His mom. And they both have webbed fingers with no discernable separation between digits, apparently a genetic trait that runs in the family. My guess is this wonderful depiction is the result of a '70s-era kit that anyone could create at home; in fact, the sky blue of the background is the same shade as many a prom tux of that special decade. Which has nothing to do with Jesus, who, pictured at this stage, is simply a jovial tyke with rust-colored hair. The problems came later.
--Peter Gilstrap

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