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Holy mackerel--look at the size of those fingers! These may be only the hands of the Nail-Biting Nazarene, but think what they can do. What's yer deal? Crippling disease? No problem. A flick of the wrist and it's all better. Maybe you haven't got enough wine on hand for that desert picnic. Don't sweat it, sport; a quick snap or two and there's more than enough juice! Just make sure you're not changing dough-re-mi on the old card table--you'll get a taste of the power behind these Holy Digits, one you'll not soon forget as you're scrambling for loose change. But so much for overall power; just where have these righteous fingers been? Does the name Mary Magdelen conjure up any images? Too bad this is only a 3-D portrait, I could really go for some sign language, eh? Amen!
--Peter Gilstrap

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