No. J2K1-187

Before we delve into this week's startling rendition, let's reach into the sacred computer mailbag and find out which glittering celebrity Jesus 15 looks like, according to a few jtw disciples. From the literally dozens of replies, here's some of what we came up with: Rod claims He resembles Perry King (I had to ask someone who this was; I thought he was one of the In Cold Blood killers), while Scott insists it's Robert DeNiro. Sharon, however, believes Him to be a twin for her gardener. Well, I once had a gardener named Mr. Nishi who resembled a very thin version of Buddha. But neither of our gardeners were glittering celebrities.

Anyway, I personally can't imagine a more balls-out Christ than this week's doozy--a Paint-by-Numbers on black velvet. This really takes the cake. Or should I say wafer? Ha. There He is, looking up at Dad, perhaps twiddling his thumbs. We'll never know, but ain't He majestic? And who are those two dark figures crouched in the background? Oh well, this Jesus doesn't care. So why should we?